Here's that Dildo You Wanted Wine Bag

Regular price $8.00

Add an unexpected touch to your next gift with this hilarious wine bag. Perfect for gifting wine (or whatever surprises you have in mind), this bag is designed to get some laughs while still looking stylish.

Made from sturdy black kraft paper and featuring playful gold foil lettering, this bag is both fun and functional. Plus, it comes with an organza wine bag for an added touch of elegance.

Quick Facts

  • Size: 13.7 x 4.3 x 3.5 inches
  • Made from sturdy black kraft paper
  • Gold foil imprint for a high-quality finish
  • Includes an organza wine bag measuring 5.5 x 14.6 inches
  • Perfect for gifting wine or any other fun surprises
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Return Policy

We totally get it, sometimes things just don't work out. That's why we offer hassle-free returns if you need to send something back.

For eligible items, you've got 14 days from the day you receive your purchase to request a return.

Some items may be marked as 'final sale' as part of a promotion or due to the nature of the product. Don't worry, we'll make sure those items are clearly labeled so you know what's what.

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