Greeting Cards
Hap-penis Birthday Card
$5.50
Aging Gracefully (Kinda) Card
$5.50
Whole Year, Same You Card
$5.50
Sweet Treat Birthday Card
$5.50
Abacus Birthday Wishes Card
$5.50
Excellent in Bed Card
$5.50
Things I Love About You Card
$5.50
Plenty of "Fish" in the Sea Card
$5.50
Remembered Without Facebook Card
$5.50
You Look the Same, Except Older Card
$5.50
Horrible Taste in Men Card
$5.50
High Hopes Birthday Card
$5.50
A Happy Little Birthday Card
$5.50
Breaking News Birthday Card
$5.50
Here's Your Damn Card
$5.50
Blow Hard Birthday Card
$5.50
Huge Thanks Gold Foil Card
$5.50
Gold Glam Thank You Card
$5.50

Because the Card Is Half the Gift.

Some gifts are forgotten. The right card gets read twice.

Our greeting card collection is filled with funny, edgy, and personality-packed designs for birthdays, celebrations, milestones, and all the wonderfully awkward moments in between. Whether you're looking for laugh-out-loud humor, clever sarcasm, or a card that's just the right amount of unfiltered, you'll find messages that feel anything but ordinary.

Pair one with a thoughtful gift or let it steal the spotlight on its own. These are the cards people save, share, and read out loud because the best messages deserve more than a quick glance.

Browse our collection to discover greeting cards with wit, personality, and just enough attitude to make every occasion a little more memorable.