Hap-penis Birthday Card
Celebrate their birthday with humor, naughtiness, and a pun that’s sure to get a laugh. Perfect for your husband, significant other, or anyone who appreciates a little cheeky fun! This card adds the right amount of wit and playfulness, while the blank interior leaves plenty of room for your personalized message. Whether you're going for funny or heartfelt, this card covers it all.
Quick Facts
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Uncoated texture inside for easy, smudge-free writing
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% post-consumer waste recycled paper
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Moisture-sealed kraft envelope
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