Grumpy Old Ladies Cocktail Napkins - Adorned Rebel
Grumpy Old Ladies Cocktail Napkins - Adorned Rebel

Grumpy Old Ladies Cocktail Napkins

$9.00
In stock

Well, this is an uncomfortable realization. At some point, the music got too loud, people started getting on our nerves, and staying home became the highlight of the weekend. The Grumpy Old Ladies Cocktail Napkins are for those moments when you realize you've become the very woman you used to wonder about. And frankly, she's making some excellent points.

Details

  • Premium 3-ply paper napkins
  • Soft pink with hot pink foil lettering
  • Foil-stamped design
  • 5" x 5" cocktail napkin size
  • 20 napkins per pack
  • Cellophane wrapped
Perfect For
  • Girls' nights with friends who remember life before smartphones
  • Birthday celebrations with a healthy dose of self-awareness
  • Brunches, happy hours, and grown-woman gatherings
  • Adding a little personality to your bar cart
Usage Tips
  • Pair with colorful cocktail glasses and vibrant tableware for a playful tablescape.
  • Keep a stack on your bar cart for guests who appreciate a little dry humor.
  • Add to a gift basket with a fun mug, cocktail accessories, or other little luxuries.
Shipping

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Return & Refund Policy

✅ Returnable

  • Most regular-priced items, including Pre-Orders & Special Orders*
  • Within 14 days of delivery
  • New, unused, with tags attached

🚫 Not Returnable

  • Final Sale items (they will be marked as final sale)
  • Discovery Boxes
  • Mini Drop & Lifestyle Boxes
  • Bath & Personal Care
  • Undergarments
  • Gift Cards

📦 Return shipping is customer-paid. Or, choose store credit instead of a refund, and we'll also credit your return shipping cost back to your account.

📝 Special Orders: Cancellations and returns are accepted with a 10% fee. See our full policy for details.

If your item arrives damaged or defective, contact us within 14 days.

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