Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag - Adorned Rebel
Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag - Adorned Rebel
Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag - Adorned Rebel
Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag - Adorned Rebel

Here’s That Dildo You Wanted Gift Bag

$8.00
1 in stock

Make gift-giving a little more memorable (and a lot more fun) with this hilarious gift bag. Perfect for adding an edgy twist to any present, this black bag features bold gold foil lettering that’s sure to get a laugh. Whether it’s for a bachelorette party, a gag gift, or just because, this bag adds an extra layer of surprise. Crafted from heavy-duty kraft paper with matching cotton twill handles, it’s both durable and stylish.

Quick Facts

  • Size: 7.8" x 3.9" x 11"
  • Made from heavy-duty kraft paper with a square bottom
  • Gold foil imprint for a high-quality finish
  • Matching cotton twill handles for comfortable carrying
  • Perfect for lighthearted gifting occasions
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